What’d you think of that New Zealand comp? Pretty sick, hey?
- You’re talking about Raglan? You didn’t hear?
Hear what? That Seal Attack? Yeah! Haha, pretty heavy!
- (shaking head) Nah. (laughs) Not that.
What are you on about?
- Dude, that event wasn’t even real.
What the fuck are you talking about?
- You know that in athletes’ contracts now, the brand or team they are signed with have the legal rights to their Name, Image, and Likeness, correct?
..Okay.. ?
- They can have an entire “photoshoot” using a surfer modeling their new line of clothes, with the surfer located across the globe.
- AI, bro.
(Chuckling)
You’re tripping.
What does any of that shit have to do with New Zealand?
- Who was in that Final? Italo vs Morgan Ciblic, right?
Yeah..
- I’ll show you a video right when we get out, my boy was getting pissed at the bar with Morgan when that Final was supposed to be happening live. They’re watching it on the screen together laughing about it. He put it on his IG live.
… You’re fucking lying.
- AI, bro. They created that whole event. Went flat after the first day. Not Real.
- Had to do something after that Colapinto heat..
…
- AI, bro. It’s here.
-hwilsin
Drew Stanfield