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BITTERSWEET
I’m here to say I told you so. That QS event in …
ATROCIOUS
There's a QS1000 going on in Mexico right now, and the camera …
2 BIRDS 1 STONE
Mikey McDonagh, Jordan Lawler, and Al Cleland each won an event on …
PICK OF THE LITTER
Have we already talked about how fucking gnarly the Challenger Series is? …
FAULT
If you’ve followed along with this website for any duration of the …
GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION
Did Caity Simmers just ruin ‘big’ surfboard manufacturing? One could argue that …
CHAMPIONS
John John Florence and Caity Simmers are your 2024 World Surf League …
SHOULDA, COULDA, WOULDA
Commonly referred to as “one of the best to never win a …
LIVE
World Hold League strikes again. After about 7 hold calls yesterday, and …
HOSED
Poor Marco Mignot. I hope someone called the cops; he just got …
BACK
Technically speaking, the US Open got started this past Saturday. We’re back. …
DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER
I’m bummed we don’t get some hilarious excuse from Kelly as to …
MEDIUM HAPPY
It’s wild how much better the WSL seems when they get some …
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
Nat Young has had two shockers in a row. First and foremost, …
KRYPTONITE
Tay Ah Who Oh Poo. Tea Ah Ooh Po Oh. Teahupoo. Cho …
NOSTALGIA
I often see Brett Simpson out surfing at home and I’ll think …
HAND LENS
Objective – based on facts. Subjective – based on opinions, feelings, or …
PRAISES
If you know me, or if you’ve read any of my work …
WOLVES
Portugal is a tough event to watch live if you reside in …
THE BIG SHOW
It’s been 2 days since the official end of the 2023 competitive …